Dendrago, the crocheting Marine. Currently stationed in Okinawa. Join me in my descent into every fandom I can stand.
reblog if you say wheel of time phrases like “time to toss the dice” on a daily basis
listen to the whole thing with headphones on and you’ll be 200% more relaxed than you were before
name ➔ Den
birth place ➔ Virginia
where do i live ➔ Okinawa, Japan
hair color ➔ Light brown
eye color ➔ Brown
birthday ➔ October 8
gender ➔ Male
lefty or righty ➔ Righty
single or taken? ➔ Single
happy? ➔ Eh.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
are you in love ➔ Nope.
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Maybe first conversation.
who ended your last relationship ➔ Her. Years ago.
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Doubtful.
are you afraid of commitments ➔ Nope.
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Haven’t in the past month.
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Nope.
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Kinda sorta I guess.
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone? ➔ Every single one.
short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long.
love or lust ➔ Love.
lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade.
cats or dogs ➔ Dogs.
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Best friends.
television or internet ➔ Internet.
pepsi or coke ➔ Coke.
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in.
day or night ➔ Night.
text or call ➔ Call, if video is involved. Otherwise text.
make-up or au naturel? ➔ No preference.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
been caught sneaking out? ➔ Yep.
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ More than I could count.
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yep.
prank called a store? ➔ Yep.
skipped school? ➔ Of course.
wanted to disappear? ➔ More often than not as of late.
spent all your money? ➔ Yep.
met a celebrity? ➔ Nope.
been really ill? ➔ Kinda?
gotten high? ➔ Yep.
smile or eyes ➔ Smile.
light or dark hair ➔ Dark.
shorter or taller ➔ Shorter.
intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence.
hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship.
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor. I’m serious enough for the both of us.
mac or pc? ➔ PC.
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ No preference.
city or country? ➔ Country.
driving or walking? ➔ For enjoyment, walking.
last phone call? ➔ Parents.
last song you listened to? ➔ Aside from Tumblr, Angels by The XX.
last thing you ate? ➔ Pop tart.
last thing you drank? ➔ Gatorade.
last place you were? ➔ Work. Otherwise, McD’s.
last kiss? ➔ Jersey.
last picture taken? ➔ Probably Jersey too.
last outfit? ➔ Jeans and no shirt. Might not be leaving tonight.
last purchase? ➔ Aside from food, a bike.
Rewatching Game of Thrones because why not.
Today I learned that the naval doctors are hilarious smartasses and my ring is the most fascinating thing in existence to a one-year-old.
I just had a thought.
If woodchipper trumps everything
Why didn’t they try throwing a Leviathan through one?
”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me
"Maybe *my* message didn’t send… I should resend it" the sequel